XXX: The Return of Early 2000’s Illogical Action Movies 

Over these past few years I’ve learned that when it comes to movies anything is possible. I saw The Raid: Redemption in theaters and everyone stood up multiple times to clap and it puts any blockbuster to shame. Anything is possible. I’ve seen Keanu Reeves shoot roughly 5,000 men point blank in the face in less than two hours. Anything is possible. I’ve seen Vin Diesel speak as an anthropomorphic tree, and pretty soon we’ll get to see Vin Diesel defy all logic when he single handedly brings back illogical pseudo-awesome early 2000’s action movies in an attempt to brainwash the American public… which is what he’s been doing with the Fast and Furious franchise since 2 Fast 2 Furious but you probably never noticed cause you were too busy staring at Eva Mendes, weren’t you Steve? Shame on you Steve. You’re probably thinking to yourself, “wait, Vinny D ain’t in 2 Fast 2 Furious,” well you’re right… check out the new XXX trailer here…

I mean it’s clearly brainwashing and it’s clearly early 2000’s illogical action. Riding a motorcycle under water? Skiing in a jungle? Zero gravity Diesel? That’s undeniable early 2000’s movie action. As to the brainwashing part I can’t say for sure why Vin Diesel wants to brainwash the American public. Maybe he just wants us to buy more copies of Riddick on bluray. Or maybe he wants us to see XXX: The Return of Xander Cage in theaters this weekend…

Photo Credit: Snagged from slashfilm.com


Riddick: The Complete Collection (Blu-ray + Digital HD UltraViolet)

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